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Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28720) - you deserved it (2356)

On 12/07/2010 at 6:08am - work - by jessefonsexy. (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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hey you could have just woken the next day wondering why you clothes were wet. be happy you woke up in time to do laundry. heehee

#7 - On 12/07/2010 at 10:17am by grandpaearthling

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It took her an hour and a half to pee in one drawer? I think NOT! Better check the others to find the puke and the crap.

#12 - On 12/07/2010 at 10:29am by stronghand0331

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