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Today, I found out a guy I work with has an eye twitch. I thought he was just a winker. I have been winking back all week. He either thinks I'm an asshole or am trying to seduce him. FML


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On 12/06/2010 at 9:38am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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ummm YDI, if you didnt want him, then dont wink back. idiot.

#7 - On 12/06/2010 at 1:15pm by mfmylifesrsly

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so which is it?
are you an asshole trying to seduce him,
or are you trying to seduce his asshole?

#12 - On 12/06/2010 at 1:25pm by RedPillSucks

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