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Today, a customer tried to pay for a $1.55 cup of coffee with a gift card, but he came up a dollar short. He let another customer through while he fumbled in his pocket for money. I later noticed a dollar had disappeared from my tip jar. FML

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On 12/05/2010 at 12:36pm - work - by barista (man) - United States (Ohio)

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It's not an FML because it's a dollar people. It's an FML because some inconsiderate asshole was too lazy to pull out a dollar, and stole a dollar out of OP's tip jar. The fact that they would steal from someones earnings to pay for a $1.55 cup of coffee, is the FML.

#13 - On 12/05/2010 at 6:22pm by wwerulez14

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He must have been a ninja.

#4 - On 12/05/2010 at 5:57pm by FTC_Socialist

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