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Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words "You're fired." FML


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On 12/03/2010 at 7:14pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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congratulations man!!! he finally learned your name lol

#2 - On 12/04/2010 at 3:09am by flotar

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well when you put anon down as your name...

#6 - On 12/04/2010 at 3:16am by fisheatsbear

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