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Today, I was fired for having a haircut that was 'inappropriate for the workplace'. I have alopecia. My boss told me to stop making up excuses. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26600) - you deserved it (1594)

On 11/30/2010 at 6:30am - work - by Tony -

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you need to get some free legal advice, just call any lawyer in the phonebook and ask for a consultation. you are a new client, so the first 30 min is free.

#4 - On 11/30/2010 at 10:07am by lovingmylife84

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Alopecia is the universe's way of telling you that you should be bald. Shave your head and hope that you don't have a raisin scalp.

#12 - On 11/30/2010 at 10:19am by DocBastard

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