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Today, I was talking to my manager about a movie. She asked what main actors were in it, but the only one I could remember was Forest Whitaker. I told her then immediately blurted out "You know, the one with the freaky lazy eye." My manager has a lazy eye. FML
His eye isn't really lazy. He's just secretly checking you out with one eye.
Manger? Good thing it wasn't your manager.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.