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Today, I accidentally set off an alarm at the school I work for. No one was there, I didn't have the code or password the company needed, my boss wouldn't answer his phone, 3 policemen interrogated me and asked for ID but realized I left home without my wallet. There was nothing I could do. I cried. FML


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On 11/12/2010 at 12:37am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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It IS okay to cry, poor thing was under a lot of pressure and expectations.

#16 - On 11/12/2010 at 7:02am by SilverChrono

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You shouldn't of cried. I mean, when dealing with policemen, you just get on your knees, unzip their..oh wait, this is immature.

She cried because of stress. Stress can come out as any emotion, and it happens to all of us.

#17 - On 11/12/2010 at 7:03am by l2spellbud

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