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Today, I have a huge meeting with the big executives of the company I work at. I have to be there in 10 minutes. I'm stuck on the toilet with the runs because I thought it would be a good idea to eat hot chicken wings last night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9611) - you deserved it (21677)

On 11/01/2010 at 12:43pm - work - by wtf_fml_0609 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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well stop writing fmls and hurry up!

#3 - On 11/01/2010 at 5:52pm by dantheman123

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he deserves this, why? because he ate chicken wings? people who rate this.. have problems

#7 - On 11/01/2010 at 6:00pm by MizzHearts

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