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Today, I was going to my first job interview since I was laid off. About 10 yards from the door, I felt a sharp pain in my side and something in my pocket. It turned out to be a knife in my side, and a mugger robbing me because I looked rich. I haven't had any money in months, and missed the interview. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38767) - you deserved it (2084)

On 10/22/2010 at 12:00am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Don't worry. That mugger is going to die of a heroine addiction in 5 years and Satan will have his way with him/her.

#8 - On 10/22/2010 at 6:27am by FFML_314

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how the hell is this deserved ?

#18 - On 10/22/2010 at 7:20am by minif

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