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Today, I got a promotion. I was really excitd until I realizd tat te only friend I ad to celebrate wit was ma pet cat. big fat FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23801) - you deserved it (4818)

On 10/18/2010 at 7:27am - work - by ktwithaq (woman) - United States (Florida)

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This is a cat-astrophe! I say, quit being a pussy and go make some friends.

#8 - On 10/18/2010 at 9:50am by FFML_314

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Being kinda Socially Retarded myself, I feel ya. But there'll be friends soon enough for you tho, so don't worry about it too much. Congratz on the promo :D

#30 - On 10/18/2010 at 10:24am by Moe954

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