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Today, I was in the elevator with my new boss. He asked things like "How are you?" "How's your day going?" and "What's for dinner?" I answered everything and tried to make small talk. I then noticed that he was wearing a bluetooth and was talking to someone else. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23852) - you deserved it (5832)

On 10/09/2010 at 5:41am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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LMAO I get it, I hate when that happens. :P

#2 - On 10/09/2010 at 2:04pm by Br00tal666

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omg I hate bluetooth. you can never tell whether someone is talking to you or not

#33 - On 10/09/2010 at 3:07pm by hcovballer247

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