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Today, I got a bad cut on my dominant hand while at work. My boss decided to order me to juice lemons... all 300 of them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25604) - you deserved it (2424)

On 09/27/2010 at 5:06pm - work - by FoxyManicLiar - Sent from mobile version

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wear gloves?

#24 - On 09/27/2010 at 7:26pm by AmandaJillx

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It's called gloves. Use them.

#26 - On 09/27/2010 at 7:26pm by 5t3ff1k4h

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