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Today, I got a bad cut on my dominant hand while at work. My boss decided to order me to juice lemons... all 300 of them. FML

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On 09/27/2010 at 5:06pm - work - by FoxyManicLiar - Sent from mobile version

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wear gloves?

#24 - On 09/27/2010 at 7:26pm by AmandaJillx

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isn't that unhygienic to be juicing lemons with a open wound, could easily get some blood in there and spread hep C.

#19 - On 09/27/2010 at 7:26pm by staynplay

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