By FoxyManicLiar - 27/09/2010 21:06 - France

Today, I got a bad cut on my dominant hand while at work. My boss decided to order me to juice lemons... all 300 of them. FML
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staynplay 0

isn't that unhygienic to be juicing lemons with a open wound, could easily get some blood in there and spread hep C.

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Cabbotage 0

wanker. seriously who cares if you're first.

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MissGrinch 4

Did he know? If so, he's a sadist. ...I like him. >:) Kufufufufufu.

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MissGrinch 4

I want to change my comment. I made an error. Did your boss know? If so, your boss is a sadist. ...I like your boss. >:) Kufufufufufu. -is in disbelief for assuming all men are jerks-

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ClaireBear9087 0

this coming from the kid with the picture of a kitten with a silly hat. hmm. learn something new every day

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MissGrinch 4

Excuse me, I am the kitteh!

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RedPillSucks 31

@35 my mother is dead, you necrophiliac bastard!

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Shell02 0

HAHAH you suck. go back and cry inside your closet.

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wowthatshorrible_fml 0

it's obviously a joke otherwise he's a dumbass

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naruske 4

i guess thats why she didn't move so much...

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staynplay 0

isn't that unhygienic to be juicing lemons with a open wound, could easily get some blood in there and spread hep C.

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Zebidee 8

^ Precisely this! You unhygienic bastard OP! 1) Preparing food = wear gloves 2) Cut on hand while dealing with food = wear gloves 3) Doing something where ouchy stuff can get into a cut = WEAR GLOVES!! FFS! Please let me know where your filthy, dangerous place of work is, so I can avoid it like the plague you obviously have no problem spreading to your customers.

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SpicyDuck 22

That is unsanitary! You were making wound juice, not lemon juice!

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FFML_314 11

Gloves freak me out. All rubbery. I hate rubber! *Shudders* Yes, it's a strange phobia.

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FFML_314 11

Sigh. I walked right into that one. No, I don't. Keep those slimy little bastards as far away from me as possible!

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Hehe. My ferret will steal and stash anything rubbery (ie shoe insoles, whole shoes, hairbrushes, pens and anything with a comfort grip, erasers, plastic packaging, etc). He gets so confused when I wear rubber gloves; he bites my fingers and tries to run off with them. For obvious reasons, we use alternate birth control. >.< /crazyferretmomness

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RedPillSucks 31

Condoms are latex aren't they? What if your bf is allergic? he's swell up..... Ok, perhaps that's not a bad thing.

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Schizomaniac 24

102, I hate you. I thought I was going to look clever by pointing that out. Sigh...

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FFML_314 11

There's not a big difference to me. I'm not big on plastic wrap, rubber or anything that can be considered close to rubber.

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Zebidee 8

So those giant Zorb balls you roll around in are right off your list I guess...

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