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Today, at work, an old lady came through my line to buy some groceries. She told me she lost her purse and was a little short. It was busy, so I pulled out my little purse and gave her the money she needed. A few minutes later she returned with my boss, insisting that my purse was hers. FML


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On 09/26/2010 at 12:59am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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wow I would have been really upset..
see what happens when you do nice things
for people you don't know..

#1 - On 09/26/2010 at 6:07am by Sexywifey91

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That's how old people survive! What they have lost in physical prowess (with men, it's strength; with women, beauty), they have to make up for in craftiness and cunning. The elderly who don't have these skills die off, but the ones that can con young people out of their money are indeed the fittest. Look at Social Security: We can only hope to live long enough to shake down the younger generation as much as we're being shaken now!

#29 - On 09/26/2010 at 9:08am by perdix

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