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Today, I found out that the man who came into work yesterday, the man who tried to grope me from over the counter, the one who spat his drink in my face, the one who kicked me in the shins when he didn't like the way his food tasted, is a regular and I can expect him three times a week. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31782) - you deserved it (2332)

On 09/12/2010 at 12:52pm - work - by yeahno (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Heres a tip. Spiting in the face and Kicking is assault and groping is sexual harassment or even assault depending on how you wanna word it. Call them police and have them tazer his ass. If your boss doesn't like it tell him it creates a hostile work environment and the department of labor may have to be called.

#17 - On 09/12/2010 at 6:00pm by Ithok1

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Where do you work, and why haven't you reported him??

#3 - On 09/12/2010 at 5:43pm by ABbaby

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