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Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and superiors as well as our clients. About two hours in I started playing with the lid of the pen I was using, next thing I saw was the lid flicking up and hitting my boss square in the middle of the head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6044) - you deserved it (16781)

On 09/10/2010 at 2:28am - work - by theshad (man) - Reserved

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Aha, my boyfriend was let go the day after a meeting.
Apparently he farted and laughed about it.

Try and keep your composure, OP.

#8 - On 09/10/2010 at 10:11am by FFML_314

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BOOM! Headshot! Sorry, had to.

#15 - On 09/10/2010 at 10:30am by ShallowWerewolf

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