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Today, I went on a trip with some people from work to watch a baseball game. Halfway through the game, one of my managers shook my hand and said "Nice to Meet You." I've been working there for 3 months. FML


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On 08/12/2010 at 5:03am - work - by skyphoenix (man) - United States (Michigan)

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its only 3 months. ur probably still considered new

#20 - On 08/12/2010 at 10:27am by chocolatedrop

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Act like you are new and impress him with how much you already know!

#34 - On 08/12/2010 at 10:51am by lizard93309

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