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Today, I went on a trip with some people from work to watch a baseball game. Halfway through the game, one of my managers shook my hand and said "Nice to Meet You." I've been working there for 3 months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19603) - you deserved it (3611)

On 08/12/2010 at 5:03am - work - by skyphoenix (man) - United States (Michigan)

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its only 3 months. ur probably still considered new

#20 - On 08/12/2010 at 10:27am by chocolatedrop

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+1

The nail that stands up gets hammered down first.

The good news is when the managers need to reduce the workforce, they don't even know you exist:D

#21 - On 08/12/2010 at 10:29am by perdix

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