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Today, while at work I tripped an fell in the pool while moving a waste basket. I nearly drowned an had to be saved. I don't know which is worse the fact that I nearly drowned or the fact that I'm a lifeguard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27397) - you deserved it (12323)

On 08/01/2010 at 12:23am - work - by lifeguard down - United States (Pennsylvania)

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omg?
talk about ironic.

#2 - On 08/01/2010 at 6:05am by inmarrr

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If you knew you couldn't swim then why are you a lifeguard?

#7 - On 08/01/2010 at 6:15am by BRBsummer

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