Today, while at work I tripped and fell in the pool while moving a waste basket. I nearly drowned and had to be saved. I don't know which is worse the fact that I nearly drowned or the fact that I'm a lifeguard. FML

by lifeguard down / 08/01/2010 at 12:23am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work

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  • omg?
    talk about ironic.

    #2 - On 08/01/2010 at 6:05am by inmarrr

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  • If you knew you couldn't swim then why are you a lifeguard?

    #7 - On 08/01/2010 at 6:15am by BRBsummer

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