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Today, I applied for a job in an Italian restaurant. Ideally I wanted to be a hostess rather than a waitress, and I told the manager as much. His response? "No no no. Hostess no good for you. We leave that to the pretty girls." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38817) - you deserved it (2643)

On 02/24/2009 at 5:37am - work - by Ren (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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