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Today, I applied for a job in an Italian restaurant. Ideally I wanted to be a hostess rather than a waitress, and I told the manager as much. His response? "No no no. Hostess no good for you. We leave that to the pretty girls." FML


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On 02/24/2009 at 5:37am - work - by Ren (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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Well, just keep in mind standards of beauty aren't universal. The people I think are pretty are usually the opposite of what most people would say.

#1 - On 02/24/2009 at 10:06am by mach

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you know its bad if he then offered you the dish washing position.

#2 - On 02/24/2009 at 10:07am by holynemesis1208

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