Today, I was fired from the restaurant I work at because I missed my shift. I missed it because I was in the hospital for food poisoning from the meal I ate at work last night. FML
I agree, your life sucks (39981) - you deserved it (3007)
On 07/26/2010 at 12:22am - work - by anon - United States
Username's life also sucksToday, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On…
Luke also deserved itToday, I was helping a friend move. Before we arrived, he put his key on my key ring to…
you can always sew em!
#1 - On 07/26/2010 at 6:09am by ColetteL
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lol they can't fire you for that. Sue!!
#6 - On 07/26/2010 at 6:15am by Rishy
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