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Today, I accidentally filled the lemonade machine with margarita mix that already had the tequila mixed in. It was served to three kids before anyone figured it out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8510) - you deserved it (26611)

On 07/13/2010 at 10:10pm - work - by magnolia (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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Lucky kids

#1 - On 07/14/2010 at 3:03am by srunano

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I want to get chocolate wasted !!!

#11 - On 07/14/2010 at 3:04am by the_flirtt

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