[fr]
[it]
[es2]
[tr]
[de]
[ru]
[se]

Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, I lost my job because I was late. I was late because I had no alarm. I had no alarm because my roommate got mad and broke my phone when I beat her at scrabble. FML

#11791351 (179)

I agree, your life sucks (29318) - you deserved it (3958)

On 07/10/2010 at 10:57am - work - by Really? - United States (Wisconsin)

More FMLs?

Ecce's life also sucks
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend jumping on my bed exclaiming that he had "won the lottery." He broke the bed....

Anonymous's life also sucks
Today, I held the door open for an old man in a motorized wheelchair. He missed the door, hit my foot, and...

ladyhavery also deserved it
Today, my hot co-worker had to use my computer, so he called me while I was at lunch for my login password. It...

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!