No friends of mine

By Cleo - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Brunei Darussalam

Today, I found out that my colleagues don't add me on Facebook so that they can publicly put me down in their statuses, without me knowing. My boss liked the one which said that I talk too much. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 852
You deserved it 10 586

Top comments

clockworkrainbow 3

Isn't that what FaceBook is for? Who cares? Don't talk to them any more. Simple.

Comments

skiier4life619 0

Let the threadjacking begin! But seriously OP I'm sure there's a reason they hate you.

sammehsaurus 0

yeah seriously. and OP, don't worry.. I bet it's not only your coworkers who do that to you :D

lol that really sucks, I hate it when that happens :P but you can possibly press charges for slander or defamation of character

eazyeeze 0

Lol! How did you find out? Facebook needs to re-format the privacy settings-again

Slappyzezima 0

just rent a woodchipper, lure them to your house, and throw them into it >:)

TheSoccerGirl 0

Nobody said life is full of nice people lol

christa953 12

no 16 they DON'T add him so they can make fun of him in their statuses and he won't find out...took me a second to figure it out too hahaha

Izzy_babii 0

maybe you do talk to much. YDI for being annoying and not having friends

YDI cause I don't think they'd all hate you for no reason...

agreed with 28 , 3 you did not win butgood try (;?

Why would you comment about another thread, in another one? That confuses me 0.o

sourgirl101 28

22 you can not if it's true. Maybe the op does talk too much. M&M (motor mouth)

OP you probably are very akward and annoying.. ydi.. as far as defamation of character I highly doubt the op could do anything about it.. that is for saying untrue things that could hurt the person's reputation.. it has nothing to do with being called annoying or saying the talk too much.. if saying you dislike someone behind their back was a crime the majority of high school kids would be in serious trouble.. but i wonder how op found out

celticmarine2005 2

That is neither slander of defamation of character. That would be like you suing me for defamation of character for saying you are an idiot.

TheSoccerGirl 0
OliviaNicole 5

Thats sad, but it happens to normal people all the time so.......

YouAlwaysDeserve_fml 0

in soviet russia they dont have facebook

Quit bitchin' and get in the kitchen. make your boss a sammich.

Kaycieeee 0

ydi for whining about facebook on fml

sosoinlove09 0

yea that really does suck, but dont stop being you

89, 84, 74, 62, 50, 43, 41 you are all so beautiful

KiddNYC1O 20

another creep in the bunch... hooray!

I don't know why people post these types of fml's. this is just embarrasing on your part, clearly you're a loser at work and are very annoying and posting it on fml just makes it even more known just how eccentric you are. Here's some advise, quit your job ( as I have no Idea how you could work there knowing they all talk behind your back), work somewhere else and learn from this and be less annoying. peace!

115 is right.. start looking for another job and at the next one be less annoying.. and OP how many times did you try to add your coworkers, if more than one that is kinda creepy

lololol247 0

115 nailed exactly what I was thinking. OP, I'll try to break this to ya as gently as possible .... You're a ******* loser. Stop talking so much and maybe you'll be giving another human being a chance to talk. That's how you make friends.

pipp360 0
Hamsterzilla 0

then maybe you should shut your mouth u blabbering hoe.

grammarcheck 2

You didn't need the comma between "statuses" and "without". If they've mentioned it, maybe it's time to close thy hole?

espania97 0

just don't talk the whole work day to make them piss their own words!

32- if your name is David Lier I will punch you when I see you again

iamchuck 0

You sure used a lot of words in this FML.

Disco_fml 0

can't you block who sees your statuses?

clockworkrainbow 3

Isn't that what FaceBook is for? Who cares? Don't talk to them any more. Simple.

grecmonster 0

15 you look like the offspring of a clown and a blueberry

cuterthanuthink 0