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Today, I was getting ready for my first day at work. Right before leaving the house I decided to brush my teeth thoroughly one more time to have a fresh breath. While cleaning my tongue I went too far which made me throw up. I was 20 min late for my work. Good start. FML
You threw up for 20 minutes from brushing your tongue? If I was you, I'd probably stop brushing my tongue...
Now, everyone thinks the "new guy (or gal)" is a bulemic that will always smell vaguely of barf. You may never smell of vomit again at work, but people will always think you do -- it's one of those basic smells that you can recall whether the scent is physically present or not.
I think your nickname will be Ralph, regardless if you are male or female.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 30 January 2015