Today, I work at a pizza place and one of my jobs is to spoon crushed red pepper into bags. After I finished this, without thinking to wash my hands first, I used the bathroom. It still burns. FML
by firecrotch / 06/04/2010 at 1:36am / United States (Illinois) / Work
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I've heard of people experiencing burning pain after spooning before.
#11 - On 06/04/2010 at 6:17am by FYLDeep
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Rub in some Haagen Dazs to cool it down. Get your boyfriend to lick it off. You'll feel so much better.
#55 - On 06/04/2010 at 8:25am by wellinever
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