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Today, I came home on leave after a seven month deployment in the middle of the ocean for the Navy. My entire region got hit by the worst flood in recorded history. I need a speedboat to go to the Quick-e-mart. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31497) - you deserved it (2438)

On 05/25/2010 at 5:29am - work - by Jimbo (man) - United States (Armed Forces Pacific)

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Well at least you've got practice...

#1 - On 05/25/2010 at 10:07am by letmeinplease

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well, at least your use to the water right?

#2 - On 05/25/2010 at 10:08am by Dopeyrox

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