By Jimbo - 25/05/2010 09:29 - United States

Today, I came home on leave after a seven month deployment in the middle of the ocean for the Navy. My entire region got hit by the worst flood in recorded history. I need a speedboat to go to the Quick-e-mart. FML
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Same thing different taste

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well, at least your use to the water right?

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dugumit 0

now you get to be surrounded by water again.

the Navy ordered it. just to let you know, they MEAN SERVICE! :)

I was going to say "well at least you've already got sea legs" but several people beat me to it with the first four words.

Terrasochi 0

We must scrape up the shattered shambles of our lives and invade FML until MLIA comes back. Think of the Ottoman Empire.

You're allowed to prefer a competing website, but sheesh. Have some common courtesy and shut up about it here. If you're gonna be asshats, make a fb group or something =

I guess it's time to show off your trained navy water skills. Break out the fishin boat, and go grab me some beef jerky. (:

rety1 13

well you should have brought your submarine with you. 

Thanks for your service OP and welcome home. Sorry about the mess :P

dubstep87 0