Today, I was rushing to leave work and get home because I really had to use the bathroom. My cell phone rang and I thought it was my husband, so I answered by saying, "I really have to poop." Yep, not my husband. It was one of my employees, who has the same name. FML

by BigMouth McRedface / 05/13/2010 at 10:11pm / United States (Texas) / Work

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  • Did your employee call you out on your bullshit excuse under the grounds that women don't poop?

    #31 - On 05/14/2010 at 3:24am by FYLDeep

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  • ydi for having another guys name in in your phone and not having something to differentiate between the two... dc

    #32 - On 05/14/2010 at 3:24am by YouGotTold

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