Today, I was surfing. I saw a cop writing a ticket for my car, I swam as fast as I could to stop him, I got caught in a wave, and smashed onto the rocks. I ended up with a huge bleeding scratch on my back, a broken surfboard, and a note saying that I had a flat tire. FML

by hatesurf / 06/26/2009 at 1:23pm / Peru (Lima) / Transportation

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  • You poor bastard.

    #2 - On 06/26/2009 at 5:18pm by imkendra

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  • Who writes a note saying you have a flat tire? Wouldn't it be kinda obvious when you get to your car? It's like putting a note on a car saying "YOUR CAR IS BLUE. I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THIS."

    I mean I get the friendly gesture and what not, but still. It seems like a visit from Captain Obvious.

    #79 - On 06/27/2009 at 1:28am by Lou_Briccant

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