Hawkeye

By hatesurf - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Peru

Today, I was surfing. I saw a cop writing a ticket for my car, I swam as fast as I could to stop him, I got caught in a wave, and smashed onto the rocks. I ended up with a huge bleeding scratch on my back, a broken surfboard, and a note saying that I had a flat tire. FML
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Lou_Briccant 0

Who writes a note saying you have a flat tire? Wouldn't it be kinda obvious when you get to your car? It's like putting a note on a car saying "YOUR CAR IS BLUE. I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THIS." I mean I get the friendly gesture and what not, but still. It seems like a visit from Captain Obvious.

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easylazy 0

It rhymes with knitting if that helps

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irishdancer 0

Easylazy.... That helped me a lot!

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b182link 0

your durfboard got a flat tire? that sucks

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ZleveL 0

I was 39001 chooser for this fml!!!

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Komatose 0

Now I have Wipeout stuck it my head...

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sublime84 0

Wipeout! How did you figure such a genuine idiotic idea of stopping the cop? What a delicious mess you got yourself into.

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Glam_fml 0

Wow, that really sucks. FYL

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roundnproud 7

you really thought running to him and begging would stop him?

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jlaq 0

In Peru, yes. For a reasonable fee (much less than the actual ticket) you can get out of a ticket.

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4bbaf9d3caaa8f84 20

exactly what I was thinking

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RyeBreadBoy 0

wow what an honorable police force they have in peru if you can just bribe your way out of things. can you get out of murder charges this way, too?

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CryingHowls 0

i've bribed myself out of tickets in america lol

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fawfulster 11

Explain to me how could he be surfing in Lima. I don't get it.

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softbonez 0

I feel more sorry for your board than for you.

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chanta24 10

i know, those can't be fixed easily...

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lancerevo 0

Your a retard u shouldve just stayed out

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ArbiterOfFML 24

There are so many grammatical errors that I wonder, who is the true retard?

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