Transportation: Today, I was walking from my office to the place i had parked...

By Chops - 09/03/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, I was walking from my office to the place i had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. As I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML

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By tracelee - 03/03/2009 09:22 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML

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By munchkin - 26/10/2009 06:35 - France

Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML

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By Lackadaisical - 15/01/2010 00:01 - United States

Today, I thought I'd be safe by looking before crossing a one way street unlike I normally do. Too bad I looked the wrong way and didn't see the car that hit me. FML

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By nerd - 18/06/2009 14:15 - Finland

Today, I was driving in my car when out of the corner of my eye I notice a car pulling up next to me trying to get past me. I speed up, so as not to let the car pass me. It took me a while before I noticed I was racing against the shadow of my own car. FML

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By eyeleanify - 10/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML

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By dxplq876 - 17/03/2009 03:13 - United States

Today, I was walking out of the grocery store and out of no where, a car backing up pretty fast speeds downs the parking lot and hits me, causing me to fall down and drop all of the groceries. The woman jumped out of her car, not to help me, but to carefully check her bumper for scratches. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2012 14:39 - Canada - Markham

Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2015 09:49 - Australia - Corrimal

Today, I couldn't see my car in a crowded car park. I pressed unlock on my keys and saw the lights flash. As I walked over I also saw someone run from my car with an armful of my stuff. FML

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mrcarmine 0

Monday 9 March 2009 15:15

NOOOOOO WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY shit, that ******* sucks. i'm sorry, buddy.

iampunk 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 5:27

'Cause you were there and would know right?

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mrcarmine 0

Monday 9 March 2009 15:15

NOOOOOO WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY shit, that ******* sucks. i'm sorry, buddy.

Amkii 0

Monday 9 March 2009 15:16

Yeah right. Probably more like, "noticed it was a car that looked like my car."

iampunk 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 5:27

'Cause you were there and would know right?

ubbernoob 0

Monday 9 March 2009 15:30

dont believe it.

ummmyeahhh 0

Monday 9 March 2009 15:33

agree with #2. unless you have a special paint job or a big dent or something, it would be easy to confuse the two cars.

pun619 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 3:19

if he kept walkong noticed his car was missing. or i know i know my car apart from any other car even if it is the same car.

1x1y 12

Monday 2 April 2012 7:17

Maybe he saw the license plate.

cdkitty94 6

Monday 18 March 2013 13:56

I know my car via license number and bumper stickers..

Aldrasio 0

Monday 9 March 2009 15:40

#4: Or a license plate number.

bradley5055 0

Monday 9 March 2009 15:41

lol if it was real u got owned

LivToFail 28

Monday 18 January 2016 1:52

Whether its real or not, your a jackass.

greenman_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 15:51

bullshit

th3wh1tee 0

Monday 9 March 2009 15:57

Don't worry its not like the insurance company won't take care of it. =/

amelinat 0

Monday 9 March 2009 16:29

Oh wow mate, thats awful, did you get a look at the driver? I hope you are well insured, and there was nothing precious inside the car.

dave2001soa 0

Monday 9 March 2009 16:32

#2, #4, or #5, I'm sure the guy went to where his car should be and noticed that it was no longer there.

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