Today, while commuting to work on a peak hour train, I lost my balance and accidentally grabbed a bald mans head to steady myself. To make matters worse, the words "oh gosh, I'm so sorry. I thought you were a knob" came out of my mouth before I could think about what I was saying. FML

by ShameMonkey / 09/27/2016 at 6:15am / Australia (Victoria) / Transportation

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  • That is utterly hilarious!
    I laughed out loud haha!

    But I hope he had a good sense of humour.

    #1 - On 10/16/2016 at 5:07am by xxDeeStar

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  • Very rarely does an FML make me laugh aloud, but this one did. FYL OP, but thanks for the entertainment!

    #2 - On 10/16/2016 at 5:39am by kctrl

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