Yeah, nothing like justice eh?

Yeah, challenge that shit in court

Yeah, nothing can challenge that shit justice in court.

Ah, sarcastic comments that leave no logical trace of sarcasm.

I love you, Banana.

Now kiss!

26 - go eat your own banana

I don't know about where you are from but here most of the cyclists are suicidal. Never follow rules of the road, stay in their bike lanes, stop at red lights, use hand signals, check before running through a stop sign, and every other rule there is.

But I don't have one...

Head-on! Apply directly to the forehead! Okay, I'm done.

not funny

64- Head-on, bitch. Apply directly to your goddamn forehead. It's not funny to you, but YOU'RE the one that got thumbed down. HEAD. ON.

I was wondering how fast OP was going before stopping as well but this is fml so we aren't supposed to wonder about that.

Dunno why you were -8 for that, it's a fair point. If OP stopped too suddenly or didn't check for cyclists then it's their fault.

1/ He said he was stoping at a stop sign. 2/ He was hit on the fender. This means that he was hit on the side. Unless he ran the stop sign, his car would have to have been going sidewise for it to have been his fault.

He was stopped, at a stop sign. The rider hit his car on the fender. Not the drivers fault. The only this could happen is if the cyclist was wrongfully riding on the sidewalk.

My cousin did that on his scooter, straight through the passenger window

Reckless Stopping.

Yeah fight that shit. Some cops are just on a power trip

This take it to court he isn't a pedestrian and he ht you. Like any other accident he is at fault for rear ending you

Read the fml. It's almost broken.

Uh actually I don't think it says shit about the bike.

You read the FML. Nothing is said about the bike. Haha

Cars are a biker's worst enemies. Especially when they throw coffee out the window at you.

Cyclists generally have their eye out for cars. It's usually the motorist that pays no attention to cyclists.