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Today, I was working the dart game at my local amusement park when a couple paid to play. They were highly intoxicated, and they thought the object of the game was to hit me with the darts. FML
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On 11/28/2012 at 10:14am - work - by hawksbc (woman) - United States (Iowa)
Today, I was in a shoe store. I picked up a shoe so I could look at it, but when I put it back on the shelf, the whole shelf fell down, making all the shoes fall to the ground. The people behind the counter started clapping. FML
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On 01/01/2010 at 9:45pm - misc - by shoes (woman) - United States
Today, I found out why my teenage daughter won't brush her teeth properly. Apparently my son convinced her that toothpaste has tons of calories. FML
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On 09/28/2012 at 10:25am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML
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On 01/13/2010 at 11:27pm - love - by meow (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, while driving home, I realized I forgot my house key. Luckily, when I arrived home, someone had already broken into my house. Guess I didn't need the key. FML
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On 04/17/2012 at 8:55pm - misc - by yuuupyup - United States (New Jersey)
Today, at work, a regular started talking to me. Subject of choice? His overwhelming amount of earwax. Apparently he'd like to make a candle out of it once he goes to the doctor to get it removed. FML
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On 07/14/2011 at 11:25am - work - by Breanne - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. The reason? She slept with four men while I was two weeks away visiting my brother. She told me it was because she missed me so much. FML
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On 02/14/2010 at 10:19am - intimacy - by CheatedOn (man) - Romania (Cluj)
Today, I found out my boyfriend sleeps on a Princess Leia pillow. He's 22. FML
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On 02/05/2013 at 5:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML
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On 11/11/2010 at 12:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I felt like too much of a loser to go to a Christmas party, since I'd be the only one going without a date. I had to invent imaginary friends who were "coming into town for the holidays" to feel like less of a loser. FML
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On 12/17/2009 at 2:25am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I fell off a ladder while building a shelter for one of my wife's horses. I think I broke some ribs. I absolutely hate horses. FML
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On 12/12/2011 at 10:47pm - health - by CessnaPilot - United States (Texas)
Today, I arrived at work to find an email from the manager whom I had bought concert tickets from the night before. He said he had actually sold those tickets to someone else. He still expects to be paid. FML
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On 02/27/2010 at 3:45pm - work - by mcfaily - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my mom needed coffee so I drove to Starbucks to get her some. She let me drive the Porsche, which has never happened. Upon coming home I picked the coffee up out of the cupholder so it wouldnt spill. My phone vibrated in my pocket, I spilled the coffee and crashed the car into the garage. FML
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On 03/05/2009 at 4:44pm - misc - by cane - United States (North Carolina)
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