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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
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haleyashton 0
go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.
deeznutzismine 0
If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!
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bradley5055 0
eww like nvr use that again
spitball1074 2
Why not??? Incest is yummy. Mmmmm. How'd she taste? I mean, it can't have been her first time using that thing rite? Prolly just the first time you saw her using it. =p
HeavyTank 0
Incest is yummy? So you would actually like to **** your mother? Get outta here you freaking perv!
paopao2 0
haha ithere u a guy or u a lesbien
XeroShifter 0
Actually according to Freudian Psychology you do want to f your mother. Congrats.
E1337ist 0
wow...
Alexxx125 0
Stfu fags
meowmeowwkitty 0
no shit, buy new brush heads. and um Freud did a lot of coke.....
TheNinjaCat 10
I'm not a grammar Nazi, but learn to spell.
Pawned71 0
LOL I wouldve let the dog go sniff her pussy and that would make the dog want to hump her that would teach her...
Imagirll 3
#1063... I dont see where anyone on this comment thread spelled anything wrong.
iBanana 17
Incest is disgusting. Cain and Eve HAD to reproduce.
mutinykitty 18
"nvr", "rite", "prolly". All really annoying.
DrJesse 10
WINcest!!!
m0rgana 0
#1162 is that why everyone in your pic looks so happy?
Herropreez17 0
Confront the bitch and make her feel bad. Then tell her you use her toothbrush to pick up dog shit.
leader0011 5
thats nasty
stoopkid911 0
1068- that shit is nasty!!! why would u evr want a dog to hump a human. thats like animal cruelty. u discust me u sick ****!!!
CJ77NT 0
she most likely did this because OP did not let go of her eggo.
drewgreenan 0
this is such a turn on I love masturbation it's healthy and just a stress reliever and if you were to jokingly buy your Sis a. viberator she would be grateful
baseballstuf52 0
look at my comment number
jackt2034 0
clean the toilet with hers, then see if she can notice something different.
liyahbaby 0
ew ! that's his sister !!
Haterman123 0
op spelled never nvr...
rcloca 10
cain and eve?? Adam and eve
gamesdj 0
wtf?
tona01 16
actually cain and eve had to reproduce too
HowAreYouToday 34
at least your dog didn't hump your brush...
deeznutzismine 0
If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!
kk2krazee 0
Awesome!!!!
drew2711 0
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Kskotzke 0
I agree
LOL31_fml 5
Well dude u bought the toothbrush only girls have the power to wield the electic
MCart_fml 0
Ahahahahah!! Sonicare is good for more than clean teeth!
KRS_13 0
^Win!!
vinnerator 7
that's why it had the word care in sonicare
haleyashton 0
go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.
Curtis1624 1
that is NASTY!!
Kallik 0
ikr, it's so unbelievably nasty!!
bryson9 0
ahahaha omg so true lmfao aha
MCart_fml 0
12, I don't think you understand the mechanics involved.. I somehow doubt she was using the brush end. Regardless, time to donate that one to her and get a new one.
crimsin_ 21
I don't think you understand the mechanics...
MCart_fml 0
Thankfully not about the sister part, I'm an only child. But I have had a kinky roommate who went on a drunken rant about her boyfriend's electric toothbrush one time... FML?
Warm_Apple_Pie 21
Ironic, since it's more expected for her to go on a drunken rant about her boyfriend's penis... Poor you. Hopefully you aren't scarred for life now. :)
POSE1DON 0
HAHAHAHAHAH
Logan8er 0
waaaaaat???? dude that is SO gnarly.
arms_akimbo 0
Put her toothbrush in your butt
dennis38 0
I don't think he's gay...
guitarman1998 0
#949 I haven't laughed as hard as I just did in days!
whyXD 13
#1156 It's a woman, not a guy.
cyndee_2010 0
lmfao at #21 n please buy a new tooth brush