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Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
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MoonTiger 4
Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O
JackR1104 0
Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....
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MoonTiger 4
Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O
You_Just_Failed 0
cant remember last Time i had sex with Bacon
Wolfex999 0
If the bacon was female then your all good.
phreshboi 1
I think this speaks for all fat people who can't get laid
MW2_St3F4N 0
#532 lmao
Aquatics 0
its time to reconsider that diet eh? ;)
CvBobo 0
MMM Bacon = ) oh yeah ; ) lolz jk
jrkarikas 0
bacon oohhhh ohhh OOOOOHHHH OOOOOOOOOH...... mmmmm bacon.....
c00lsk8erboi 7
the correct way to spell it is "cum"
zanguard 0
I lauughed for 2min when I saw this I guess you just like em fat n greasy
bonicr 0
558 maybe he's giving up bacon to stay skinny and clean and had the dream because he misses it and because he's a ****ing creeper... you never know.
DiscountDJ25 0
Bacongasm.
WJCool 0
lol ihope it was delicious hahaha.
Ihatethesenames 0
pig :)
Sassybq1 13
no ppl its more like he would **** a pig FOR bacon lmao
Trololololololo_fml 7
Please tell me that 'bacon' is your nickname for something else other than actual bacon.
v1n1c1u5 0
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
coldblood 4
wait orgasms at bacon are uncommon?
toqwert 0
650 hells yea!!! and I'm god too, I kick puppies and small children off bridges... wait…
lucy9897 6
Me likey the meat :)
Omit 4
Probably a redneck
BaconBoy75 2
#532, one would think I'd remember that too. B-)
TheAwkHawk 14
#532 I can •_•
TheAwkHawk 14
#570 the bacon or the... Liquids •_•
aimzskee 30
I bet the dream was sizzling.
weezypanda420 22
Sounds quite sexy
ffpoisongirl 0
Yeah, sounds about right. Hahahahaha.
GreatGeak 8
agreed. bacon rocks!
92910bg 4
Bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips
cinderelly 0
LOL! sexy bacon.
maloneybabe13 0
very sexy bacon lol
Rachel_Vikram 0
Smoky
Silas_fml 0
The kind of love that kills.
StrangeSpider 0
is there a kind that doesnt kill? they dont say "till death do us part" for no reason.
Jethro_fml 0
Oooooh, I like bacon. But not like that.... Jet
thisishilarious 0
now how fat are you?
Foxtooth 0
Damn that bacon for being so damn sexy!!!
JackR1104 0
Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....
evan40111 0
It is.I once had a dream about my new dirt bike and I came...
bcih 0
hahahahaa
harlehatschi 0
well bacon IS pretty awesome. just be glad you weren't dreaming about cabbage or grits or something gross like that
ichikibobivopula 0
what you saying about grits?
AMCJEEP 10
You are definitely not from the south. Grits is just what everyone eats.
NailQueen2 7
I was born and raised in the south and I don't like grits.
infernno 23
At first, I misread it, thought it said girls instead of grits...
Aryss 0
My kind of man. On the bright side, if someone ever asks you what you dreamt of, you don't have to lie.