Intimacy: Today, while at work in a subscription TV call center, a 71 year...

By Lockie - 28/04/2009 09:44 - Australia

Today, while at work in a subscription TV call center, a 71 year old male customer went into explicit detail about the Adult's Only programming that he enjoys, including all the kinky things he learns from said programming and tries out on his 70 year old wife. FML

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By grandpa porn - 28/08/2017 01:30

Today, while I was walking to the kitchen, I heard someone on the TV moaning. As I made my way down the stairs, I saw my grandfather quickly change the channel and lean forward. I'm 90% sure I caught my grandpa watching porn. FML

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By kitkat545 - 15/06/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

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By cock blocked - 22/04/2015 15:44 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I started work cleaning a customer's pool. I think her husband watches too much porn because he keeps glaring at me from the windows, and I overheard him telling his wife that he knows what's "going on" and that he's "not gonna let it happen". FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2016 14:55 - United States - Harbor City

Today, my 70-year-old boss asked me to order sexy lingerie she saw on the cover a magazine. FML

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By Jessie - 05/07/2011 16:34 - United States

Today, I got stuck listening to my coworker bang on about how sexy her fiancé is for almost an hour. She told me about their sex life, described his dick in great detail, and showed me pictures of him shirtless. My coworker is 49; her fiancé is 56 and overweight. FML

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By spiderchick23 - 10/02/2011 00:41 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with an elderly customer at work. I had to spend 10 minutes listening to him describe how the underwear he bought was too tight and caused his bladder to leak. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 16:18 - United States - Surprise

Today, less than a week after ranting to my husband about how sick some people are to sexualize characters from kids' TV shows, I looked through his browser history and found out he's very much into Powerpuff Girls porn. FML

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By long day - 12/11/2013 20:29 - United States - Bay City

Today, while taking an order over the phone for the customer at work, I began to hear slight moans. The moans gradually became faster and louder, until climax was achieved and I realized I was being used for phone sex. FML

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By sportyhusband - 20/01/2010 03:46 - United States

Today, I heard the sounds of women grunting in the living room. My husband knows I don't like him to watch porn, so I confronted him. He was masturbating to professional Women's tennis. FML

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By Nicky_ham - 06/01/2016 04:56 - Canada - Regina

Today, a 65-ish year-old man told me that he's married and not supposed to look at other women, but that I tempt him. All while sitting next to his wife, who then told me I was going to hell. FML

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crasher41 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:03

Someone buy that man a beer!! Old people get horny too.

ZiggyMorrison 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:06

You should have tried to sell him more **** channels if thats in your job description anyway tell him theres one with old people on each other

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crasher41 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:03

Someone buy that man a beer!! Old people get horny too.

ZiggyMorrison 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:06

You should have tried to sell him more **** channels if thats in your job description anyway tell him theres one with old people on each other

lelo_lala 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:07

Everybody needs some lovin, even old people!

Alleandro23 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:08

yikes...

rose5171 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:10

lmao!! how do you respond to something like that lol?!!!

fatality2009 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:10

It's not a FYL -_-" It's FHisL

toolman 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:13

why **** HIS life? i wonder if u will still have sex with 71. id be proud too

Julle_fml 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:14

You must love your job :P

jam26 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:17

I hope that when I'm 70 someone will still wanna throw it to me and try new things. it does suck that you had to hear all about it.

Big_Blue_Sumthin 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:19

At least he was not trying to come onto you or talking about using his left hand. Upside!

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