Today, I was going to the mall, got hit by a car, and flew through...

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By Ded - 21/05/2018 23:52 - United States - Harriman

Today, I was going to the mall, got hit by a car, and flew through the front glass window of a Macy's. I had to pay for the broken window and the guy drove away. FML

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interesting33 36

Wednesday 23 May 2018 19:57

I don't believe you have to pay for the windiw. I can't believe it. I think you have two lawsuits here

MsKittyKatWeber 10

Friday 25 May 2018 20:39

why does this sound fake?

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Wednesday 23 May 2018 17:35

Okay, it sucks you have to pay for the window, but on the upside, you just became Superman.

interesting33 36

Wednesday 23 May 2018 19:57

I don't believe you have to pay for the windiw. I can't believe it. I think you have two lawsuits here

MsKittyKatWeber 10

Friday 25 May 2018 20:39

why does this sound fake?

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