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Gastroentestinal

By guin - 22/05/2018 13:17 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, I learnt that having several gastric surgeries and thereby occasional anal leakage problems, plus having allergies and sneezing every 5 minutes is a bad way to keep your underwear clean. I have my work pack filled with half stinky and half keep ones right now with 5 hours left of my day. FML

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Spockcuster 5

Monday 28 May 2018 23:30

This is the first time I have heard of a buttplug having a functional use. free advice.

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Spockcuster 5

Monday 28 May 2018 23:30

This is the first time I have heard of a buttplug having a functional use. free advice.

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