Today, I stopped working with a company because I was going to... - FML

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By Doomed - 16/02/2018 18:32

Today, I stopped working with a company because I was going to work with a more successful one. I also sent the owner of the previous company a very rude email, telling him he should learn something from them. Turns out he's owning both companies. FML

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Hi_Five 7

Sunday 18 February 2018 6:16

I think this is the reverse of a different FML.

Ali Alexandrea 16

Sunday 18 February 2018 4:28

you never, ever burn professional bridges, that's just common sense you dope.

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Ali Alexandrea 16

Sunday 18 February 2018 4:28

you never, ever burn professional bridges, that's just common sense you dope.

Hi_Five 7

Sunday 18 February 2018 6:16

I think this is the reverse of a different FML.

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