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Today, after two weeks of living on plain pasta, I finally got my paycheck and was excited that I'd get real food, and ride the subway instead of exhausting my malnourished body with the two-hour walk to work. My surname was misspelt on the check; the bank is holding it for ten days. FML
Oh college life.
Tip: At the self check out - ring up all produce as bananas. Saves tons.
That reminds me, I ate my last ramen today... you're not alone.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 22 May 2015