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Today, after two weeks of living on plain pasta, I finally got my paycheck and was excited that I'd get real food, and ride the subway instead of exhausting my malnourished body with the two-hour walk to work. My surname was misspelt on the check; the bank is holding it for ten days. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63084) - you deserved it (2419)

On 04/15/2009 at 3:48am - money - by A. (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

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