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Today, after two weeks of living on plain pasta, I finally got my paycheck and was excited that I'd get real food, and ride the subway instead of exhausting my malnourished body with the two-hour walk to work. My surname was misspelt on the check; the bank is holding it for ten days. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64938) - you deserved it (2576)

On 04/15/2009 at 3:48am - money - by A. (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

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Oh college life.
Tip: At the self check out - ring up all produce as bananas. Saves tons.

#5 - On 04/15/2009 at 2:10pm by Ohnoitslindsay

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Who the hell clicked YDI?

#10 - On 04/15/2009 at 2:20pm by Meady

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