prian
Canada
Bluffed
Today, while playing poker, I lost a stack of money to somebody with the screen name "Poopface." FML
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shushingmoon
United States
Rolled
Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML
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Athens, Greece
Easy mark
Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML
Anonymous
La Crosse, United States
Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML
Anonymous
Brooklyn, United States
Today, I was holding our weekly poker game with a few work buddies. My psychotic, live-in mother-in-law wasted no time jumping into the game, cheating me out of $150, my new wristwatch, and what little pride I had left. FML
MCForty
Charlotte, United States
Manly man
Today, I won a pool game against some guy. His friends started mocking him for getting his ass whooped by a pregnant girl who couldn't even lean over the table. He got mad, swung his pool stick at them, missed, and hit me right in the face. FML
shouldagone2work
United States
Today, while on my first day off in 2 years, I decided to play online poker. I won over $3,000. While filling out my information to get the money the power went out. FML
Absent
France
Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clothes. FML
greenhide8
United States
Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML
soreloser
Manhattan, United States
Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Revenge?
Today, at work, I was looking for my lost wallet. After hours of looking I gave up and went home. The wallet then showed up in my mail box with an envelope marked "To the asshole." I opened the letter and it was filled with poop. My wallet too. FML
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fisheatsbear 6
Throwing your money in the crapper
perdix 29
Isn't that a song by Lady Caca?
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fueledbyshar 0
YDI for playing poker.
VanessaVander 2
wow
Horney4her69 0
poke-r, I hardly know her.
damienwatkins 0
ouch. must be painful
alexandraa_fml 0
Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
tomahawkinyouall 0
YDI FOR NOT HAVING AN AWESOME SCREEN NAME LIKE "POOPFACE"!!!
tehamericanboy94 0
Poker ftw... If you're good at it.
DGross 8
this would be so much better if the OP was playing Craps...
EmiRiverdancer 0
It's rear but nice going.
ReyEr9412 0
STFU number one.
xrod_fml 0
lawl
Resquall 0
This belongs on MLIA. Go away.
DonkeyDelight 0
Poker in the back liquer in the rear.
Felendris 0
poker = freaking awesome. shun the haters.
lezzyluver 0
that was you?
fueledbyshar 0
Damn, you people cant take a joke.
samantha_durano 6
I love poker.
Frank155 5
STFU @1 BTW, Poopface FTW xD
beccartist 1
donkey delight FTW
u_killed_kenny_ 0
wow. u must suck shit
deathcab7 0
Q: how do you wake up lady gaga? A: pokerface! haha (: that is all.
sucks4Udude 3
lol@ 49
jakeomatic 0
I think that you lost because they were playing dirty.
peace7love2FML 0
p-p-p-poker face p-p-poker face
abcnonamecba 0
@15 it says that in the love guru
lsufan003 0
hahaha that was me! I'M POOPFACE... this dumbass lost 25K to me too...
fisheatsbear 6
Throwing your money in the crapper
DGross 8
sounds like it... Next he will lose to "ILikeL33tGiantTurds" and will post another FML about it...
sugarbabyxoxo 2
lmao
anil6057 0
you have the biggest "fail" profile pic ever besides miley cyrus's rutty shots.
RomeyRich 22
looool
JBigDaddy 0
this fml sucks moderators are killing me...
fueledbyshar 0
Agreed.
MQ_was_here 0
I totally agree. I have to push myself to click on it nowadays.
sammslife 2
u got that def. right
astro_plastic 0
CANT READ MY CANT READ MY oh wait. he did.
KurouTenshi 0
GaGa FTW!!
astro_plastic 0
**** yeah!
KurouTenshi 0
I just got all the music videos of her for my iPhone. :"3 hehehe
Cynical_AbInitio 0
Mr. Gaga
bishoprsv2 0
@53 Unless you have solid evidence Ms. Gaga is a man, please stop- Oh, is that a penis? Nevermind you're right.
Felendris 0
lady gaga gave her balls to justin bieber. >_> <_< you know it's true.
Immature_fml 0
justin is very much a man. I just kicked his nads so hard his voice sounds like a twelve-year-old's.
bishoprsv2 0
I called him gay so he hit me with his purse.
OneHottBaby 1
Really? ...
KurouTenshi 0
there is another saying that says "don't underestimate your opponent for their face value." there is a another saying that says "pandas are awesome." while the second saying is completely irrelevant, you could at least adhere to the first!
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
The second saying is completely relevant, although we don't take kindly to panda bears 'round here.
boopityboppity 11
Them mixed color bear need to stay off my lawn. Them can't be walkin' 'round here.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Now Skeeter. That panda bear didn't mean any trouble...
nep12 0
that makes me a really sad panda...
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
No! I wanna know something from Mr. Panda-Bear here! If you pandas are from mountainous areas of China and Tibet, how come you eat bamboo, which is prone to grow only in drier, more arid regions?!
zippit09 0
Who says bamboo doesn't grow in mountainous regions? Whoever it is, you can tell them they're wrong.
jayjaylol 0
herd u guys like pandas
Zyzzva 0
so...poop has a better poker face than you? YDI
bidoof_fml 0
Haha, my screen name is Poopface. Suck it!
sbjess 8
maybe you're just a shitty poker player..nobody cares who beat your sorry ass
swimchic007 0
poker face!! poke her face!!!!