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Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML

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The sad thing here is that there's really nothing that the OP can do about this. Some passenger probably saw it and was like "FREE IPOD TOUCH LIKE ZOMG". Those things aren't cheap, either. I'd be so pissed.

#89 - On 03/01/2010 at 12:26am by ndiesal

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lol...

#6 - On 02/28/2010 at 11:27pm by daneeyoll

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