Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML
Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML
Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML
Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML
Today, I ran to catch the subway, slipped, and my pants ripped across the back. I got on the train trying to cover the hole, only to realize the train was packed with people staring straight at my underwear though my fingers. To make it worse, my phone started playing loud music and I froze as I considered which situation to fix first. FML
Today, I was taking a bus ride home, listening to some music. The music stopped and I assumed my iPod's battery had run out. Turns out someone managed to steal it, leaving my earphones in. I didn't feel a thing. FML
Today, I was on a packed bus when my phone rang. I tried to answer, but my wired earbuds got tangled. I tugged too hard, yanking my phone out of my hand. It flew forward, smacked a man in the forehead, then bounced into a stranger’s coffee cup. FML
Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML
Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML
Today, I was listening to my iPod while changing the diaper on my baby. One earbud fell out of my ear and onto the changing table so I quickly picked it up without looking and put it back in my ear, only to realize the headphone had fallen onto more than a table. I now have brown earphones. FML
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sykes831 0
wow... i don't know what i'd do without my iPod... and to lose it like that? roughhh.
kyonichii 4
I think that deserves a flaming FAIL. ^^
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Comments (195)
skiier4life 1
first!
bobnorris 0
second!
cooluc 0
second to reply to first
rawriown 0
fake and gay how can a iPod be pulled away by a heaphone stuck to a jacket???
jason2468 0
fourth assholes they read me fourth haha
quarterback7 0
happens all the time to me dump ass 28
jason2468 0
damn it mine didn't post ****
steffex 0
and theb you started skipping to the slomotion music and run like on baywatch yelling.. nooooooo!!!
Piggilywiggily15 0
how did u write this fail then? I don't kno anyone who writes FMLs on the computer...
caittycat95 0
sure.. your headphones just happened to be caught on his jacket lol dude knew what he was doing. sorry about your I pod though , I could never live without mine.
null_fml 11
#50: Do you know anyone who happens to be literate? I ask because the vast majority of FMLs that get accepted (read: the ones with mostly proper spelling and grammar) are written from a computer.
tjigga 0
58th!!
asianwolf 2
1st!!!!! oh shit
sk826 0
bet you feel retarded
buckmaster1984 0
@skiller do you think anybody cares that you were first?You sir are a retard.
Ouroboros_fml 0
¡EL TRAIN!
JeaanPauul 0
third!!!!
ravensunnyd 0
well he probly went home and wort it on his computer smart one
aiden0515 0
woww
aiden0515 0
no1 cares if u were first or not..
boyguydudemalema 0
OP= mexican?
duke_nukem_25290 0
http://www.ihatehayley.com/index.php?id=35270cfda04eb471f161e69514aa8da3
qwerty8788 4
99th o* w* n* e* d*
qwerty8788 4
*99*t*h! woot
lizamaphone 6
win
colonel_samders0 0
their name is "skiier" you sir fail hard
Riyu55 0
just put you head phones through ur shirt and put it iPod in ur pocket. that way only about an inch of cord is sticking out.
Gimmedat 0
ohdamnthatsucksomfgthisisafuckingrunonsentenceohnoessnickerdoodlesisgonnakillmeahhhhh*stabbedbysnickerdoodles*cookiesareyummyokayI'mdonenowhaveanicedayand FML.
harryman04 0
at 120. I very much enjoyed wasting life reading your dumbass comment. get a life. I forever have no respect for you.
woofis 0
**** that sucks
gozar_fml 1
¡EL TREN!
drob33 0
@50 what the hell does losing an iPod have to do with posting an FML. we don't know it was an iPod touch he coulda had an old video and he might have still had an iPhone anyways. there are plenty of ways to post it even if op lost the iPod.
WeStayCrunk24x7 0
yes
reyemrein 0
The guy who got the iPod is one lucky ************
nitro27x 2
"el" means elevated train. we have those in Chicago and just call them the "El" or "L"
myman47 0
108 suck it bitches
add899 0
that blows fyl
Scorpitarrius 0
Ah, nothing like Chicago...land of the lost.
Hunts160 5
lie! u wouldn't be able to write this fml if ur iPod was on the train
ashiiya 0
Well then you know some pretty weird people cause we do have something called computers that we use to go to sites with, including fml. As for the OP, seriously, I have it when that happens. It happens to me frequently on the bus when I get up to leave and it gets stuck and if it gets stuck really bad, my mp3 falls down.
la_grammarnazi 0
179, I didn't think there were people that stupid left on this planet, what with survival of the fittest et cetera et cetera. You would have thought that people like you would have been filtered out, say, a couple of time periods ago... but if not, then not, I suppose.
i_heart_boobies 0
First to say I love FML on a random FML post ;)
newlove_fml 0
179 - you probably shouldn't own an iPod if you think the only way to post an fml is via iPod, or think that older iPods that don't have Internet access don't exist.
RainbowMaster88 5
Bad language :(
vocaloidtiger 12
#50 - Hey, guess what, I DO. Actually, the majority of people who use FML use it on their computer ( fmylife.com ), and the website actually came BEFORE the app, if I'm correct. Think before you write bro.
kyonichii 4
I think that deserves a flaming FAIL. ^^
SLKBlack96 5
lucky man
SuperMuffin 0
first. admin edit: third!
canadasucksthese 0
FAIL douche
Diannaa 0
Lol @ you getting third
Soulathyia 0
fourth!
jts924 0
FIRST!!!!! and damn that sucks
ADIR 0
well... finders keepers
shiznutmuffin 0
jts, you wer first, and no straight person cares if they are first or not
daneeyoll 0
lol...
sykes831 0
wow... i don't know what i'd do without my iPod... and to lose it like that? roughhh.
zackman108 0
I'd be runnin after the train dood
sirpancake 0
shit that sucks! :(
cincyboy 0
that suckc
saladgirl123 0
damn ppl r fast
nomnommonster 0
Especially with rocket propulsion jets :D
Kairiyuna02 4
Ouch! I'm so sorry that really sucks. :(