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Today, I visitd mah friend in a nasty part of town . When I saw the shatterd window of the car next to me, and the missing stereo, I movd mah car to a safer location . Luckily, though, I have a common car, so the thieves were able to jimmy the lock and steal mah stereo without making any noise . FML


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On 02/28/2010 at 5:51am - money - by unsurprised (man) - United States (Texas)

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A bit of advice LEAVE

#2 - On 02/28/2010 at 10:04am by tab13

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u mean steal?

#15 - On 02/28/2010 at 10:12am by seth_ciprioni

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