Today, I had to file for bankruptcy because my ex-wife didn't want to pay for the house she didn't want me to have in the divorce, and didn't bother to have my name removed from the loan before she filed bankruptcy herself. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Today, I got a call from the county’s courthouse where I used to live saying I was being sued for fraud and expected in court to defend myself. Apparently, my ex took a loan out in my name and now I get to pay $2300 worth of legal fees and restitution to this loan company. FML
Today, I was on a 3-way call with my wife and the bank. The bank said we didn't qualify for school loans, which means I have to drop out. As soon as the bank hung up, my wife stayed on the line to tell me she wants a divorce and that she regrets our marriage. FML
Today, my ex-wife's lawyer threatened to default on the divorce because I have not signed the divorce papers yet. Divorce papers that I have not been served yet. FML
Today, my ex-wife announced that she's taking me to court for child support. Her kids were just my stepkids and we weren't even married a year, but she apparently has a pretty good lawyer on her side. FML
Today, I’m trying to recover financially from my divorce by quickly selling my house, but my ex-wife weed-killered the word "Bastard" into the front lawn, and the woman who had put in an offer to buy withdrew her offer. FML
Today, I had to bail my ex-husband out of jail. He didn't want his new wife to get mad at him. FML
Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML
Today, I found out that my now ex-fiancé was still married to her ex throughout the entire relationship. What I didn't realize was that I ended up paying for the divorce, and 3 months later she got married to someone else. FML
Today, I had to dig into my savings to help my parents pay for their divorce. FML
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kidclarke 15
What a bitch.
kikiface 1
isn't there anything you can do legally? bankruptcy really ruins your credit, she ought to be responsible for that
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Comments (65)
kidclarke 15
What a bitch.
22cute 17
You should have kept up your end of the relationship, Op
CyrusTheBlue 0
This is proof that most women are backstabbing ******. One minute they're sucking your dick,begging you to cum on their face and saying "I love you" the next minute they're kicking you in the ass and ******* up your life.
missylewisasa 0
stay calm asshole!
Tikwichka 5
No, you're wrong. If anything, this anecdote is "proof" that this particular woman is a "backstabbing *****".
bidoof_fml 0
Struck a nerve, eh?
bebz_fml 0
settle down. not everyone is completely terrible?
lickmyjock 0
someone got dumped recently lmao
Pearljammer001 0
err not quiet, from my experience, very few are "backstabbing ******" most are pretty cool. does anyone know if I spelled quiet right?
krs500 0
cyrustheblue- by that same logic; your comment would be proof that all men are small-minded, angry, misogynistic bigots... maybe if you didn't think of women that way they wouldn't be 'kickin you in the ass and ruining your life' - dumb ass
krs500 0
quite :)
Pearljammer001 0
@31 LMFAO at the fact that the women uses huge intelligent words to make sexist comments. too complicated for three in the morning.
kikiface 1
#33 just focus on the last two words then
Pearljammer001 0
but still a win! btw nice vocabulary choice(s)! I don't know why this got severed from the rest of my comment but I don't think the fml comments are happy today.
Cristaderzi 0
Lol no its Quite Quiet is to be mute of no sound!! As a woman yes most are backstabbing ******.. Hell we cant even trust each other. Look at what Eve did! Now ALL women must suffer thanks to her!
krs500 0
@33 - I'm a guy
kikiface 1
#38, i think it's more the fault of people like you that still believe in ancient fairy tales.
Pearljammer001 0
errr never mind then wow now I feel real stupid.. but it is 4:00A.M. so maybe I should go to sleep.... extremely sorry about that krs500.....
krs500 0
all good :)
bugmenot1 1
i think it's the fault of ***** like you lowering society's standards.
sarcdude 3
@38 Now now, no need to feed the troll or insult others' religions...
thoughtcrimeno1 0
Brooklyn Rage!
krasian 0
halp your grandpa yugi!
aethum 0
that doesn't work for me. call me and well **** her up 347 472 4473 btw it's a JOKE don't call the number
kikiface 1
isn't there anything you can do legally? bankruptcy really ruins your credit, she ought to be responsible for that
krasian 0
contact is a contract. it may depend on policy but most likely cause it has his name and signiture(sp?) there's nothing to be done?
garrettjordan 0
what a *****
Jazzyfizzle27 0
what uh bitch
maskedman 9
It seems like divorce is a game where the goal is to force your partner into bankruptcy or at least finacial ruin. It's kind of like Monopoly but with angry sex.
Hunter329 0
Sheeit yeah! Maskedman figured this crap out! I'm sorry for the chronic bitch-****-chode-whoreness of your ex.
jollykilla704 0
explain this to the bank and maybe you can pay the bills. boot her out and move into YOUR house? if not the explaination she relieve you of debt cause she currently owns the house not you.
burtonlabs1 2
Is that legal? If a divorce is involved aren't there some mandates stipulating title holder transfers within a time frame? Logically I would hope so, but I do realize we live in the real world. What a massive C-U-Next-Tuesday. Damn.