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Today, I was missing $20 from my wallet, so I decided to ask my sister if she had taken it. Her response? "That reminds me, I need to borrow another 50." She has a job. That was my Christmas money. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17192) - you deserved it (1665)

On 02/15/2010 at 12:02pm - money - by Ambar - Canada (Ontario)

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go ahead and give it to her.
then when she's not around take $100

#57 - On 02/15/2010 at 7:35pm by Hunts160

See in context

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Duh. Take something of equal value (i.e. compensation), sell it, and hide your money better. You're entitled to it anyway.

#98 - On 02/16/2010 at 12:01pm by blastvortex

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