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Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46293) - you deserved it (1966)

On 02/03/2009 at 4:46pm - money - by fire0fisis - United States (Rhode Island)

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So that guy decided to use his thinking abilities for evil.

#11 - On 02/12/2009 at 11:17pm by LoLoLo

See in context

I'm thinking the wallet was stolen earlier and the guy drove to the station to get it, then his house was robbed.

Otherwise it's not clear enough.

#13 - On 02/19/2009 at 7:14pm by Eir

See in context




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