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Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie where a girl proposed to a guy. He said "I would hate it if that happened to me, obviously I don't want to get married if I haven't proposed myself." I was planning on proposing later. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29907) - you deserved it (7245)

On 11/26/2009 at 10:23pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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No man wants his girl to propose to him. Period.

#1 - On 11/27/2009 at 3:36am by Stunt

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Ohh yea. That was a reeel good idea. Emasculate the poor bastard before the marriage...

Every woman knows you wait til AFTER the marriage before you try take his balls away from him!

#7 - On 11/27/2009 at 3:54am by Jimboom

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