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Today, I decided to go to a club with my friends. I was flattered when an attractive guy started dancing with me. Later, I went to grab my money to pay for my dinner and realized while dancing, the very sneaky man pulled my forty dollars out of my pocket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17819) - you deserved it (3813)

On 11/14/2009 at 5:11am - money - by poorclubgoer (man) - United States

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