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Today, I decided to go to a club with my friends. I was flattered when an attractive guy started dancing with me. Later, I went to grab my money to pay for my dinner and realized while dancing, the very sneaky man pulled my forty dollars out of my pocket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19379) - you deserved it (4067)

On 11/14/2009 at 5:11am - money - by poorclubgoer (man) - United States

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I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAAAYBAR GAAAYBAR GAAAYBAR!

#16 - On 11/14/2009 at 11:44am by pawpaw

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Damn! I gotta learn that move.

#37 - On 11/15/2009 at 12:22am by Youd_laugh_2

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