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Today, I found out my neighbor ordered parking tickets for everyone on the block. My car was 4 inches into his driveway, but not obstructing his exit in any way. That didn't stop him from calling in, on a Sunday, at 8 AM, an 88 dollar ticket. He also left a note "Your parking sucks, love, Greg." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23518) - you deserved it (9085)

On 11/10/2009 at 10:59am - money - by notgreg (woman) - United States (California)

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Why don't you let him stick his "vehicle" 4 inches into your "driveway" and see if you feel violated?

#12 - On 11/10/2009 at 2:27pm by perdix

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learn how to park properly and it won't be a problem~I'm sure it's not the first time you've been bitched at over 4 inches.

#2 - On 11/10/2009 at 2:14pm by papadugg

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