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Today, my mom told me she spent $760 on "quantum pendants" that "produce scalar energy that helps to enhance the body’s biofield." When I told her she got scammed, she denied it and yelled at me. Best part? She frequently lectures me about how I waste my money and spend irresponsibly. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52302) - you deserved it (3477)

On 03/26/2009 at 1:06am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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